Ya Got Yer Ears On?

And so it begins. When I should actually be asleep, I’m writing a blog. It’s 2am. I will be boarding a train in a mere four-and-a-half hours, and I’m sure this train is not bound for glory.

I’m not actually riding on a train, it’s a jet. I was listening to some rockin’ gospel tonight and I just can’t get that song out of my head.

The prego wife and I will be exposing our daughter to the finest in American commodities marketing within twelve hours of this post. I make it sound bad, but it’s not, really. I mean, c’mon, who doesn’t like a land where all of our dreams come true?

Up until this point, I never realized that I’ve had dreams of sore feet, cranky-tired women, and three-fiddy Cokes. Thanks Walt. Preecsh!

I know, I know, I’m being a big downer about this whole thing. It’s really kind of an act, like the one I pull with REW when she laughs at me because Daddy is having lunch with Cinderella in the castle this coming Wednesday. I fain caring, as if I would have any desire to eat with Cinderella.

Have ya seen the whole Magic Kingdom promo thing? Cindy kinda gots it going on, knowwhatImsayin’. I figured that one out during the trip pictured up top, and right about that time when those teen hormones start kicking in.

Actually I’m very much looking forward to this trip. It’s been a really long time since I’ve been on a family vacation, probably the trip to Bermuda that Mom and I took. As you can see, I was looking pretty cool in the mirrors and the LAGNAF t-shirt.

Wait, there was the trip with my brother and his family to the promise land – OH-IO. I was awakened during the drive by the smell of food. Unfortunately, it was food that was being regurgitated upon me as I slept listening to Jerry & Dawg. Who knew TW got so car sick?

I’m not sure that trip counts as a family vaakay.

So I’m off to Tomorrow Land. Except this time I’m going to realize what it was like for my father when he took me in 1977.